Sire: Distorted Humor (USA) | Dam: Unaccompanied (IRE) | Trainer: Jim Goldie
| Date | Course | Race | Dist | Going | Pos | OR | SP | Matched | Btn | Jockey | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-27 | Ayr | 16:15 Ayr | 10f | Good to Fi | 5/7 | 64 | 17.0 | — | 3.5 | Lauren Young | Led, headed over 2f out, weakened quickly inside final furlo |
| 2026-07-04 | Carlisle | 19:39 Carlisle | 11f | Good (Good | 3/5 | 64 | 3.5 | — | 4.2 | Lauren Young | Pressed leader, lost position and pushed along over 3f out, |
| 2026-06-24 | Carlisle | 17:05 Carlisle | 11f | Good to Fi | 9/12 | 64 | 19.0 | — | 3.0 | Lauren Young | Prominent, led 3f out, headed 2f out, weakened from over 1f |
| 2026-05-29 | Carlisle | 16:10 Carlisle | 11f | Good (Good | 1/7 | 64 | 2.1 | — | — | Lauren Young | Made all, ridden and stayed on well from over 1f out, comfor |
| 2026-05-21 | Musselburgh | 17:00 Musselburgh | 12f | Good | 1/6 | 64 | 3.5 | — | — | Lauren Young | Made all, ridden over 1f out, kept on well, unchallenged |
| 2026-05-03 | Hamilton | 17:35 Hamilton | 11f | Good | 1/8 | 64 | 2.2 | — | — | Lauren Young | Held up in midfield, going okay but not clear run 2f out, ri |
| 2026-04-29 | Musselburgh | Racing TV Handicap | 9f | Good (Good | 3/9 | 64 | 2.8 | — | 0.5 | P Mulrennan | Held up in midfield, switched left and headway 2f out, soon |
| 2026-03-30 | Wolverhampton | Always Gamble Responsibly At B | 9f | Standard | 2/11 | 64 | 3.0 | — | 0.2 | P Mulrennan | Held up in rear, plenty to do 2f out, soon ridden, stayed on |
| 2026-03-27 | Newcastle | Tipping Tom On SBK Bet Feed Ha | 8f | Standard | 2/9 | 64 | 8.0 | — | 0.1 | Lauren Young | Held up in rear, headway over 1f out, short of room briefly |
| 2026-03-12 | Newcastle | Midnite Ain't Your Grandad's B | 10f | Standard | 2/12 | 64 | 4.5 | — | 0.8 | P Mulrennan | Mid-division, headway over 2f out, ridden to challenge 1f ou |
| 2026-02-19 | Newcastle | Midnite A Next Generation Bett | 8f | Standard | 8/9 | 64 | 10.0 | — | 0.2 | George Downing | Held up in rear, outpaced soon after halfway, steadily weake |
| 2026-01-31 | Newcastle | BetMGM Supports Safer Gambling | 8f | Standard | 7/12 | 64 | 7.5 | — | 0.3 | Lauren Young | Tracked leader, led over 2f out, ridden and headed over 1f o |
| 2026-01-24 | Newcastle | Midnite A Next Generation Bett | 10f | Standard | 4/11 | 64 | 5.0 | — | 0.2 | P Mulrennan | Held up in midfield, ridden 2f out, kept on one pace final f |
| 2026-01-10 | Newcastle | Midnite A Next Generation Bett | 10f | Standard | 3/10 | 64 | 3.0 | — | 0.3 | Mr E Cagney | Travelled strongly, midfield, made good headway 3f out, pres |
| 2025-12-29 | Newcastle | Win 250,000 With BetMGM's Gold | 8f | Standard | 5/13 | 64 | 6.0 | — | 1.2 | Billy Loughnane | Chased leaders, pushed along 2f out, ran on one pace |
| 2025-12-16 | Newcastle | Best Odds Guaranteed At BetMGM | 7f | Standard | 5/14 | 64 | 5.5 | — | 1.0 | Lauren Young | In touch with leaders, ridden 1f out, pushed along final 110 |
| 2025-12-13 | Newcastle | Win 250,000 With BetMGM's Gold | 8f | Standard | 3/8 | 64 | 5.0 | — | 0.3 | Alexandra Egan | Chased leaders, ridden 2f out, kept on one pace from over 1f |
| 2025-11-22 | Newcastle | Gamble Responsibly At BetMGM H | 8f | Standard | 5/12 | 64 | 7.5 | — | 0.3 | Lauren Young | Close up, pushed along over 2f out, faded final furlong |
| 2025-11-01 | Newcastle | Midnite A Next Generation Bett | 10f | Standard | 5/14 | 64 | 9.0 | — | 1.2 | P Mulrennan | Towards rear, pushed along 2f out, stayed on, never on terms |
| 2025-10-27 | Newcastle | Always Gamble Responsibly At B | 8f | Standard / | 3/10 | 64 | 8.0 | — | 0.5 | P Mulrennan | Mid-division, closer from halfway, disputed 2nd 2f out, push |
| 2025-10-13 | Musselburgh | Melissa, Arabella And Oriana H | 7f | Good | 3/9 | 64 | 3.8 | — | 0.2 | P Mulrennan | Steadied rear, ridden and headway out wide over 1f out, kept |
| 2025-09-30 | Ayr | Book Your Event At Ayr Racecou | 7f | Soft | 7/8 | 64 | 6.5 | — | 2.5 | P Mulrennan | Close 3rd inside, pushed along over 2f out, hung left and we |
| 2025-08-21 | Newcastle | Racing League Race 31 Handicap | 10f | Standard | 12/14 | 64 | 51.0 | — | 0.3 | Kaiya Fraser | Slowly into stride, towards rear, ridden and hung left 2f ou |
| 2025-02-15 | Newcastle | Gamble Responsibly At BetUK Ha | 12f | Standard | 5/10 | 64 | 13.0 | — | 0.3 | P Mulrennan | Held up in rear, ridden 2f out, some minor late headway, nev |
| 2025-02-01 | Newcastle | Free Bets With BetUK Bet Club | 10f | Standard | 5/10 | 64 | 11.0 | — | 1.0 | Miss Megan Davies | Started quickly, soon restrained and raced keenly in rear, h |
| 2025-01-11 | Newcastle | Gamble Responsibly At BetUK Ha | 10f | Standard | 5/8 | 64 | 9.0 | — | 0.1 | Amie Waugh | Slowly away, held up in rear, ridden over 2f out, kept on en |
| 2025-01-01 | Newcastle | 30 In Free Bets With BetUK Han | 10f | Standard | 5/11 | 64 | 2.2 | — | 0.5 | P Mulrennan | Held up off the pace in last pair, switched right inside fin |
| 2024-12-28 | Newcastle | BetUK: It's Where The UK Bets | 10f | Standard | 5/9 | 64 | 8.0 | — | 1.8 | P Mulrennan | Slowly away, heavily restrained and soon switched left when |
| 2024-12-12 | Newcastle | Extra Winnings With BetUK Acca | 10f | Standard | 1/9 | 64 | 7.0 | — | — | P Mulrennan | Steadied rear, gained a place halfway, good headway between |
| 2024-12-03 | Newcastle | Best Odds Guaranteed At BetMGM | 7f | Standard | 5/10 | 64 | 15.0 | — | 0.3 | Amie Waugh | Towards rear, ridden over 1f out, ran on, no telling impress |
| 2024-11-16 | Newcastle | Gamble Responsibly At BetUK Ha | 6f | Standard | 6/12 | 64 | 7.5 | — | 1.5 | P Mulrennan | Prominent, ridden over 2f out, hung left over 1f out, soon b |
| 2024-11-07 | Newcastle | Weekly Free Bets With BetMGM E | 8f | Standard | 6/10 | 64 | 8.5 | — | 1.2 | P Mulrennan | Raced wide of group and keen, tracked leader, led inside fin |
| 2024-10-22 | Newcastle | Win 1m With BetMGM's Golden Go | 8f | Standard | 3/12 | 64 | 13.0 | — | 0.2 | P Mulrennan | Held up towards rear, headway when not much room over 2f out |
| 2024-10-10 | Ayr | Tennent's Handicap | 7f | Good (Good | 2/9 | 64 | 3.8 | — | 0.3 | P Mulrennan | Close 3rd, ridden and went 2nd over 1f out, stayed on inside |
| 2024-10-02 | Musselburgh | Watch On Racing TV Handicap | 7f | Good | —/12 | 64 | 13.0 | — | — | P Mulrennan | NonRunner |
| 2024-10-01 | Ayr | Virgin Bet Daily Extra Places | 7f | Good | 4/9 | 64 | 3.8 | — | 0.5 | P Mulrennan | Held up towards rear, headway over 1f out, unable to quicken |
| 2024-09-21 | Ayr | Jordan Electrics Handicap (Div | 7f | Good (Good | 9/12 | 64 | 12.0 | — | 0.8 | Amie Waugh | Held up off the pace in last pair, never involved |
| 2024-09-11 | Carlisle | Quickstep Supporting Andersons | 8f | Soft (Good | 6/15 | 64 | 5.0 | — | 0.5 | Amie Waugh | Held up towards rear, headway on inside over 1f out, 6th and |
| 2024-08-22 | Newcastle | Tote.co.uk Howay The Lasses Ra | 8f | Standard / | 13/14 | 64 | 41.0 | — | 1.0 | Amie Waugh | Always in rear, well beaten over 2f out |
| 2024-08-08 | Chepstow | tote Are Online Too At tote.co | 7f | Good to So | 4/11 | 64 | 9.0 | — | 0.1 | J Fanning | Held up in rear, not clear run over 2f out, not clear run, s |
| 2024-07-29 | Ayr | Virgin Bet Every Saturday Mone | 7f | Good (Good | 2/8 | 64 | 5.0 | — | 1.0 | P Mulrennan | Switched left start, held up towards rear, pushed along 2f o |
| 2024-07-22 | Ayr | Racing TV Profits Returned To | 8f | Good | 4/7 | 64 | 3.8 | — | 0.5 | P Mulrennan | Led, pushed along 2f out, ridden and headed over 1f out, bat |
| 2024-07-07 | Ayr | Kimberly Wyatt At Scottish Sun | 10f | Good (Good | 4/9 | 64 | 12.0 | — | 2.0 | P Mulrennan | Chased leaders, pushed along over 2f out, plugged on same pa |
| 2024-06-17 | Carlisle | Rhino.Bet Home Of Charged Up S | 8f | Soft | 5/10 | 64 | 5.0 | — | 0.2 | P Mulrennan | Prominent on inner, shaken up over 2f out, ridden and every |
| 2024-06-03 | Ayr | Follow RacingTV On X Handicap | 8f | Good | 3/10 | 64 | 9.0 | — | 0.8 | Sean Kirrane | Raced keenly in close 3rd, headway on inside into 2nd over 2 |
| 2024-04-21 | Musselburgh | Sky Bet Match5 Handicap | 8f | Good to So | 9/14 | 64 | 11.0 | — | 0.8 | P Mulrennan | Held up towards rear, ridden over 2f out, no impression |
| 2024-03-30 | Musselburgh | Virgin Bet Daily Price Boosts | 8f | Heavy | —/9 | 64 | 9.0 | — | — | P Mulrennan | Successful at Ayr in October. 11/1, tenth of 11 in handicap |